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• Abe: Nurse! Someone's trying to kill me! Nurse: Okay, we'll do something about that right away.
  Let's start by doubling your medication....
• Bart: I'm sorry I cost you your fortune, Grampa. Abe
  Oh, the fortune doesn't matter, boy; the important thing is you're safe....
• Back then, I was known as Sgt. Simpson, and I commanded the Flying Hellfish, the fightingest squad in the fightingest company in the third-fightingest battalion in the army.
  -- Abe starts his story, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
• Bart: Now we can get the treasure! Abe: Oh, what's the use.
  Burns would still find some way to take it from me....
• Consider burial at... Sea World!" -- "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish
• Heh heh heh. Now they'll never save your brain, Hitler.
  -- Sergeant Simpson about to change history, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
• Vidal: There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess.
• Abe: [yells] Don't kill me! Burns: I've tried to meet you halfway on this, Simpson, but you had to be little Johnny Live-a-lot.
  Now, give me your key to the Hellfish bonanza....
• Was that me or was that you?
  -- Jasper after someone shoots a gun, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...