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• Bart: I'm sorry I cost you your fortune, Grampa. Abe
  Oh, the fortune doesn't matter, boy; the important thing is you're safe....
• Abe: Well, at least I got to show you I wasn't always a pathetic old kook.
  .. Bart: You never were, Grampa. Abe: Oh... I'd hug ya, but I know you'd just get embarrassed....
• Bart: Hey, Grampa, do you thing I could've been a Flying Hellfish?
  Abe: You're a gutsy daredevil with a give-em-hell attitude and a fourth-grade education....
• Bart: Hey, Grampa, do you think that dead bodies get up and walk around at night?
  Abe: If they're anything like me, they have to get up twice....
• Abe: You really think I can do it? Bart: [unconvincing] Uh, yes.
  .. -- I'm so glad you believe in me, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
• Homer: Where are you two going at this hour? Ba
  On a treasure hunt. Homer: Oh! Can I come? Abe: Only if you're ready to stare danger in the face, put your manhood to the ultimate test, and take....
• I got this in the second World War II...
  -- Abe shows off his Hellfish tattoo, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
• Abe: And then, a knife flew at my head. And [points to Homer] you were there, and [points to Homer] &l
  you> were there... Lisa: Uh, Grampa, maybe I should moisten your washcloth....
• Abe: Ah, I guess Burns is finally gonna be rich. Ba
  Not without the keys, he isn't! [shows Abe the two keys] [long pause] Abe...