Abe: [spits]
Bart: Grampa! I don't mind when you spit at home, but I have to work
with these people.
Abe: Oh, jabberjack. Schoolhouse don't put up spittoons, I ain't
responsible. [spits]
-- A serious lack in our educational system,
"The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
Bart: Grampa! I don't mind when you spit at home, but I have to work
with these people.
Abe: Oh, jabberjack. Schoolhouse don't put up spittoons, I ain't
responsible. [spits]
-- A serious lack in our educational system,
"The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
Related:
- Bart: I'm sorry I cost you your fortune, Grampa.
Abe:
Oh, the fortune doesn't matter, boy; the important... - Abe: Well, at least I got to show you I wasn't always a pathetic old
kook.
Bart: You never were, Grampa. Abe: Oh... I'd hug... - Bart: Hey, Grampa, do you thing I could've been a Flying Hellfish?
Abe: You're a gutsy daredevil with a give-em-hell attitude... - Bart: Hey, Grampa, do you think that dead bodies get up and walk around
at night?
Abe: If they're anything like me, they have to get... - Abe: You really think I can do it?
Bart: [unconvincing] Uh,
yes... -- I'm so glad you believe in me, "The... - Homer: Where are you two going at this hour?
Bart:
On a treasure hunt. Homer: Oh! Can I come? Abe: Only... - I got this in the second World War II...
-- Abe shows off his Hellfish tattoo,
"The Curse of the Flying... - Abe: And then, a knife flew at my head. And [points to Homer] you
were there,
and [points to Homer] <you> were there... Lisa:... - Abe: Ah, I guess Burns is finally gonna be rich.
Bart:
Not without the keys, he isn't! [shows Abe the two...
