Wadlow: [lifts Nelson out of the sewer by his head]
Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm
driving my automobile?
Nelson: Yeah.
Wadlow: Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall.
[turns Nelson to face the car]
This was the largest auto that I could afford. Am I therefore
to be made the subject of fun?
Nelson: I guess so.
-- Nelson, unclear on the concept,
"Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield"
Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm
driving my automobile?
Nelson: Yeah.
Wadlow: Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall.
[turns Nelson to face the car]
This was the largest auto that I could afford. Am I therefore
to be made the subject of fun?
Nelson: I guess so.
-- Nelson, unclear on the concept,
"Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield"
Related:
- Wadlow: Hey, everybody! Look at this -- it's that boy who laughs at
everyone.
[Nelson] Let's laugh at him! Crowd: HA-ha! -- Stupid... - Lisa: Isn't it nice up here? What are you thinking,
Nelson? Nelson: Am I thinking about what? Lisa: About... - Bart: [in pain] Why?
Jessica: I'm sorry, Bart. You know my parents can't find out about us.
And besides, if it's secret, it's even more exciting... - Lisa: Nelson! Um... that note Milhouse gave you? It wasn't from him.
It was from... me. Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like... - Milhouse: You like Nelson?! But he's a creep and he chipped one of my
permanent teeth!
Lisa: But I bet underneath he's a sweet, sensitive... - Martin: [raises hand] Mrs. Krabappel, I also have an announcement
to make.
Krabappel: Can't it wait until I retire? Martin: ... - Martin: [to his flipping dog] Oh boy, Flipsy! You and I are going on
a road trip.
[Nelson grabs Martin and tosses Flipsy out the window]... - Ms.K: [reading] After two months at sea, the Pilgrims were running
out of food and water.
[Nelson raises his hand] Yes, Nelson Nelson... - Lisa: In the beginning of the school year, each of you received a
colored ticket.
I hope everyone still has theirs. Crowd: Not me. ...
