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• Lisa: Remember, Bart -- I mean, Dances In Underwear -- we take the White Man alive.
  Bart: All right, Thinks Too Much: it shall be so....
• Marge: The national grammar rodeo? I wish I were going.
  Oh, wait, wait; I wish I _was_ going. Is that right, Bart?...
• Isn't it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state fair, the first thing we do is see if they have some kind of pornography booth?
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Milhouse, we live in the age of cooties! -- Bart Simpso
• Bart: Wow, Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?
  Homer: [reverently] Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St....
• Belle: Normally, we don't allow children in here, but your father was so insistent.
  Bart: He's tough but fair. I'll start sorting these bras....
• We should keep the Panama Canal. After all, we stole it fair and square. -- S.I. Hayakawa
• All's fair in love and war - What a contemptible lie.
• Be fair with others, but then keep after them until they're fair with you. -- Alan Aldadayou.