Martin: [wakes up and looks out the window] Oh! We've arrived in
the vast cornfields of Canada. How much further to the
grammar rodeo?
Nelson: Grammar rodeo? We're going to a grammar rodeo?
Bart: We're not going to a grammar rodeo. That was just an
alibi, Milton.
Milhouse: [whispers] Martin.
Bart: Martin.
-- Whoopsy-doodle, "Bart on the Road"
the vast cornfields of Canada. How much further to the
grammar rodeo?
Nelson: Grammar rodeo? We're going to a grammar rodeo?
Bart: We're not going to a grammar rodeo. That was just an
alibi, Milton.
Milhouse: [whispers] Martin.
Bart: Martin.
-- Whoopsy-doodle, "Bart on the Road"
Related:
- Bart: [handing out envelopes] Gentlemen, for our road trip I have
taken the liberty of preparing an airtight and utterly
plausible alibi for use on our parents.
[Milhouse at home...] Milhouse: I have been selected... - Marge: The national grammar rodeo? I wish I were going.
Oh, wait, wait; I wish I _was_ going. Is that... - Martin: [to his flipping dog] Oh boy, Flipsy! You and I are going on
a road trip.
[Nelson grabs Martin and tosses Flipsy out the window]... - Martin: Bart, can we stop for ice cream?
Bart:
Yes. [a little later, the boys all have cones]... - GRAMMAR IS NOT A TIME OF WASTE
GRAMMAR IS NOT A TIME
OF WASTE GRAMMAR IS NOT A TIME OF WASTE GRAMMAR IS... - RODEO FLOOZY --
a saddle tramp... - Bart: We got no car!
Martin: We got no money!
Milhouse:
And no one knows we're here! B+Ma+Mi: We're stranded... - Well, I realize it's trite, but we could tour the bridges of Madison
County.
Martin's road trip plans, "Bart on the... - Database: Uh, the trail has become indistinct. I suggest we split up to
cover more ground.
Bart: Good idea. Milhouse, you and me will be Omega...
