Marge: [answering phone] Hello? Oh, Homey, hello! I can't remember the last time you called me from wor-

Marge: [answering phone] Hello? Oh, Homey, hello! I can't remember
the last time you called me from wor-- oh, you want to speak
with Lisa.
[Lisa picks up the phone]
Homer: Hi Lisa, how's your spring break going?
Lisa: I'm learning about owls.
Homer: Oh, owls, eh? So you probably wouldn't want to spend another
day at work with me.
Lisa: Sure I would. I can always learn about owls this summer at
bird camp.
-- Unless they break out and go mad, "Bart on the Road"

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