Bart: You've got to make more Itchy & Scratchy cartoons.
Lisa: The judge says it's okay as long as you pay Mr. Lampwick
royalties.
Myers: Royalties! Hah! I don't have the money to _produce_ the
cartoons. I lost everything. I can't even keep my dad's head in
the freakin' cryogenics center anymore.
[shot of a thawing icebox, which starts shaking]
[sarcasticly] You're comfortable in there, daddy?
-- So where's the rest of his body?,
"The Day the Violence Died"
Lisa: The judge says it's okay as long as you pay Mr. Lampwick
royalties.
Myers: Royalties! Hah! I don't have the money to _produce_ the
cartoons. I lost everything. I can't even keep my dad's head in
the freakin' cryogenics center anymore.
[shot of a thawing icebox, which starts shaking]
[sarcasticly] You're comfortable in there, daddy?
-- So where's the rest of his body?,
"The Day the Violence Died"
Related:
- Bart: I guess you don't need it now, but, we had a plan too.
Myers: Hey, great, listen, write it down and mail it... - Bart: Dad, can we have $183,000?
Homer: [Gets his wallet] What for?
Bart: Lisa and I want to finance a series of animated... - Bart: What a perfect plan. Now, Roger Myers will tell as just.
Myers: [announcing the studio's re-opening] And so... - Bart+Lisa: [laugh at an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon]
Marge:
My, all this senseless violence. I don't understand... - Myers: I hope you're happy, kid; the studio's bankrupt.
You just killed Itchy & Scratchy. [closes the... - Lisa: I never realized before, but some Itchy & Scratchy cartoons send
the message that violence against animals is funny.
Bart: They what? Cartoons don't have messages, Lisa... - Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! ... - Lisa: So it's true: some cartoons _do_ encourage violence.
[punches Bart] Bart: Ow! We gotta get Itchy & Scratchy... - The court rules in favor of Mr. Lampwick. Itchy & Scratchy Studios will
pay a restitution of 800 billion dollars.
though that amount will probably come down a bit on...
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- Smithers: Sir, I've arranged for the people of Australia to join hands
tonight and spell out your name with candles.
There's a satellite hookup on that monitor... - Prime location, eighteen bedrooms, moat...
-- Marge admires the family's new mansion,
"Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of... - Wiggum: We need two cups of coffee, and two orders of bite-sized
breakfast pancakes.
With extra dipping sauce. Kid: Please pull up to... - Lisa, this is neither the time nor the place.
-- Bart tells Lisa to stop praying in church,
"Homer the... - Krusty: And now, everybody's favorite, the Spin Cycle Fantastique trick!
It's a great piece of buffoonery if you pull it off...
