Hutz: All Right, Gentlemen, I'll Take Your Case. But I'm Going To Have To Ask For A Thousand-dollar Retainer.

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Hutz: All right, gentlemen, I'll take your case. But I'm going to have
to ask for a thousand-dollar retainer.
Bart: A thousand dollars? But your ad says "No money down".
[shows his paper ad: "Works on contingency basis. No money
down."]
Hutz: Oh! They got this all screwed up...
[makes a few corrections: "Works on contingency basis? No, money
down!"]
Bart: So you _don't_ work on a contingency basis?
Hutz: No, money down! Oops, it shouldn't have this Bar Association logo
here either.
-- Rewriting the laws by himself,
"The Day the Violence Died"

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