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• Bart: How come I've never seen that Itchy & Scratchy before?
  Comic Book Guy: Perhaps because you are prepubescent ignoramus....
• Bart: Hey Dad, can I have a thousand dollars? Home
  All right... [gets his wallet] Wait a minute! For what?...
• I [] my dog, I [] my cat, and I don't [] baby seals. Have a [] day!
• Tonight, a stowaway bear is terrorizing space shuttle astronauts.
  But first, a sneak peak at tomorrow's Itchy & Scratchy parade....
• Bart: You've got to make more Itchy & Scratchy cartoons.
  Lisa: The judge says it's okay as long as you pay Mr....
• Marge: Bart, Lisa, it's 11:00 at night. Where do you think you're going?
  Bart: Downtown. Lisa: We gotta get seats for the Itchy & Scratchy parade....
• Dave: [in a wooden voice] Represented on this next float is Roger Myers Sr.
  who founded his company in 1921, and struck it big when he teamed up a mouse named Itchy with a cat named Scratchy....
• Well, Itchy & Scratchy are gone, but here's a cartoon that tries to make learning fun!
  [tries to laugh, then moans] Sorry about this kids, but stay tuned...
• Myers: I hope you're happy, kid; the studio's bankrupt.
  You just killed Itchy & Scratchy. [closes the studio's gate, bearing a "Out of business" sign] Ba...