Homer: [snores]
Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir.
Bart: Now get cracking on my long division, and don't forget to show
your work, Simpson.
Homer: I'll have it on your desk tomorrow morning, sir.
Lisa: Bart, leave Simpson alone! [whispering to Homer] Simpson, I need
a ride to the library.
Homer: Yes sir.
Marge: Kids, stop exploiting your father. Homie, why don't you lie down
and relax?
Homer: No time, Marge. I thing Mr. Burns wants me to do some long
division.
Marge: [authoritatively] Simpson, lie down!
[Homer does so]
Sorry, but you need a good night's rest.
-- More obedient than the dog, "Homer the Smithers"
Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir.
Bart: Now get cracking on my long division, and don't forget to show
your work, Simpson.
Homer: I'll have it on your desk tomorrow morning, sir.
Lisa: Bart, leave Simpson alone! [whispering to Homer] Simpson, I need
a ride to the library.
Homer: Yes sir.
Marge: Kids, stop exploiting your father. Homie, why don't you lie down
and relax?
Homer: No time, Marge. I thing Mr. Burns wants me to do some long
division.
Marge: [authoritatively] Simpson, lie down!
[Homer does so]
Sorry, but you need a good night's rest.
-- More obedient than the dog, "Homer the Smithers"
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Burns: Hello there.
uh... uh... Homer: [whispers to Smithers] Simpson... - Homer: Stupid carbon rod. It's all just a popularity contest!
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Smithers:
{Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_.} Burns... - Burns: Ah, well, if it isn't the Simps!
Homer: Uh, it's Simp-son,
sir. Burns: Eh? [refers to the index card] Oh, yes...
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Moe: [sniffs it] Oh yeah,
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It wouldn't last. -- Homer narrates his story, "Dancin'... - Homer: Hmm... Bold, refreshing, and something I can't quite put my
finger on.
[at the Red Tick Beer brewery, dogs are swimming in... - Guide: Welcome to the Duff Brewery. Well, I'm sure that all of you
have heard the rumors that a batch of Duff was contaminated
with strychnine.
Tourists: No. Strychnine? ...
