I think Smithers picked _me_ because of my motivational skills.
Everyone always says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around.
-- Homer, Employee of the month, "Homer the Smithers"
Everyone always says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around.
-- Homer, Employee of the month, "Homer the Smithers"
Related:
- I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills.
Homer Simpson Homer the... - Homer: It's Mr. Smithers, he's calling for you.
Smithers:
[on a beach] How's everything going there, sir? Well... - Burns: {I don't remember writing a check for bowling.}
Smithers:
{Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_.} Burns... - Smithers: Oh my God! I knew I shouldn't have left..
Burns: Ah, welcome back Smithers. Say, do you know... - Smithers: That's Homer Simpson. He wasn't exactly a model employee.
Burns: Well, whoa model [sees Smithers sans... - Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers]
Aah!
Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait... - Burns: You should've seen the murderous glint in his eyes,
Smithers. And his breath reeked of beer and pretzeled... - Homer: [yelling from his window] Uh, Mr. Smithers? I don't
understand 2,700 of my new duties.
Smithers: Well, the van's leaving; which one duty is... - Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt
on that eye.
Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another...
