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• Burns: Is it supposed to take this long? What's a good time for a mass evacuation of the entire plant?
  Smithers: Forty five seconds. Burns: And what's our time so far?...
• Burns: Smithers, who is this saucy fellow? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. Sector sieben-Grueber, I mean, sector 7-G....
• Burns: Who was that young hellcat, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? I'll remember that name....
• Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to take a vacation.
  Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement, Homer Simpson....
• Smithers: Would you feel more comfortable if I left, too, sir?
  Burns: Of course not, Smithers. You're. You're like a doctor....
• Burns: [overcome with emotion] I love you, Smithers.
  Smithers: The feeling is more than mutual, sir. -- "The Telltale Head...
• Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt on that eye.
  Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another trashing....
• Burns: You should've seen the murderous glint in his eyes, Smithers.
  And his breath reeked of beer and pretzeled bread....
• Burns: Smithers, I've been thinking. Is it wrong to cheat to win a million-dollar bet?
  Smithers: Yes, sir. Burns: Let me rephrase that....