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• That shot is impossible! Jack Nicholson himself couldn't make it!
  -- Homer Simpson Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Oh, this game could mean big things for me, Marge. If I beat Mr.
  Burns, I mean really wallop him bad, I'm sure to get that big raise I've been gunning for!...
• Burns: Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club!
  A sand wedge! Homer: Mmm ... open-faced club sandwich....
• Burns: Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club.
  The sand wedge! Homer: Mmm... open-faced club sandwich....
• Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G....
• Oh, he wants that corn so much!
  -- Homer watches Bumblebee man, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Gatekeeper: Name, please. Homer: Simpson family.
  Marge: We're not poor. [looks around nervously] Well, we're not....
• Homer: [snores] Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
  Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir. Bart: Now get cracking on my long division, and don't forget to show your work, Simpson....
• Lisa: It's okay. Those snobs would have never made us members, anyway.
  [at the ball, a huge gala had been set up for OFF] Evely...