Homer: Good Morning, Mr. Burns. Beautiful Day To Be Outside, Isn't It?
Homer: Good morning, Mr. Burns. Beautiful day to be outside, isn't
Burns: Rant on, Simpson, but your vainglorious boasting will only add
savor to my inevitable triumph.
Homer: [pause] Yes.
-- No, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield"
That shot is impossible! Jack Nicholson himself couldn't make it!
-- Homer Simpson Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Oh, this game could mean big things for me, Marge. If I beat Mr.
Burns, I mean really wallop him bad, I'm sure to get that big raise I've been gunning for!...
Burns: Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club!
A sand wedge! Homer: Mmm ... open-faced club sandwich....
Burns: Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club.
The sand wedge! Homer: Mmm... open-faced club sandwich....
Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers? Smithe
Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G....
Oh, he wants that corn so much!
-- Homer watches Bumblebee man, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Gatekeeper: Name, please. Homer: Simpson family.
Marge: We're not poor. [looks around nervously] Well, we're not....
Homer: [snores] Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir. Bart: Now get cracking on my long division, and don't forget to show your work, Simpson....
Lisa: It's okay. Those snobs would have never made us members, anyway.
[at the ball, a huge gala had been set up for OFF] Evely...