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• Lisa: It's okay. Those snobs would have never made us members, anyway.
  [at the ball, a huge gala had been set up for OFF] Evely...
• Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G....
• Let's go. I wouldn't want to join any club that would have _this_ me as a member.
  -- Marge waxes philosophical, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Everybody, keep smiling, and I know we're going to fit right in.
  -- Marge, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• I get the sneaking suspicion that L.L. Bean and Eddie Bauer are selling me the same honey.
  -- Susan, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Lisa: Come on, Mom, you never treat yourself to anything.
  Marge: Oh sure I do. I treated myself to Sanka not three days ago....
• Homer: [gasps] Look at these low, low prices on famous brand-name electronics!
  Bart: Don't be a sap, Dad. These are just crappy knock-offs....
• Today, while the rest of you were being different, I did a very good job of fitting in.
  -- Marge, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Evelyn: Well, I can't pump [the gas] myself. I'm calling AAA.
  Marge: [stops her] I used to be a little overwhelmed too, but it's not that hard....