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• Don't worry, Marge. [Susan's] idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing.
  -- Evelyn, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Homer: [whistles at Marge] You look great. Marge: Really?
  You like it? Oh, I'd love to wear this someplace special....
• Evelyn: Well, I can't pump [the gas] myself. I'm calling AAA.
  Marge: [stops her] I used to be a little overwhelmed too, but it's not that hard....
• Marge: I get food in the mail, but in a different way.
  Every month, Good Housekeeping arrives in my mailbox bursting with recipes....
• Boy: [mopping] Hey, did you guys just come from the prom?
  Bart: Sort of. Marge: But, you know, we realized we're more comfortable in a place like this....
• Lisa: The rich are different from you and me Marge
  Yes, they're better. -- Socially better, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Marge, did you know that Kennedy and Lincoln had the same handicap?
  -- Homer reads a book about golf, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Today, while the rest of you were being different, I did a very good job of fitting in.
  -- Marge, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Lisa: Just buy [the suit]. You don't have to rationalize everything.
  Marge: All right, I will buy it. It'll be good for the economy....