Lisa: Bart. Bart! What are you doing? We've got to get out of here.
Bart: Target sighted. Launching air-to-nerd missile!
[launches a missile model, hitting Lisa]
Lisa: Owww! Come on, Mom and Dad are waiting!
[drags Bart out]
-- Bart fulfills a fantasy,
"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
Bart: Target sighted. Launching air-to-nerd missile!
[launches a missile model, hitting Lisa]
Lisa: Owww! Come on, Mom and Dad are waiting!
[drags Bart out]
-- Bart fulfills a fantasy,
"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
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