Smithers: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your new co-worker, Mindy
Simmons. I think she has a degree in Engineering or
something.
Mindy: Hi...how's it going?
Lenny: Oh, pleased to meet you.
Carl: [bored] Yeah, ditto.
-- Carl, the life of the party,
"The Last Temptation of Homer"
Simmons. I think she has a degree in Engineering or
something.
Mindy: Hi...how's it going?
Lenny: Oh, pleased to meet you.
Carl: [bored] Yeah, ditto.
-- Carl, the life of the party,
"The Last Temptation of Homer"
Related:
- Homer: [hesitant] So...what do you guys think of Mindy?
Carl: Seems OK. Anybody see the game last night? Homer... - Mindy: Hi Homer...
Homer: Mindy! [clears throat, glances at prepared speech on his hand
which is now smeared]
Oh no,
I'm sweating like Roger Ebert. [reads] "Muh... - Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan]
[Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough]
Carl:
[gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't... - Mindy: What's wrong?
Homer: Oh, yeah, like you don't know.
[weeping] We're gonna have sex! Mindy: Oh...well, we... - Homer: So anyway, Lenny and Carl are never around on Wednesdays and they
don't tell me where they go.
It's like a conspiracy. Bart: A conspiracy, eh? You... - Homer: [awkwardly] Uh...so, let's have a conversation.
Um...I think we'll find we have very little... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: You know, I was a little worried about coming to this convention
with you.
But I think as long as we're not alone together --... - Mindy: Homer...you don't have to do anything you don't want to.
Homer: Well, maybe I want to...but then I think about...
