Bart: Hmm. Maybe if I stand next to the games looking sad, someone
will feel sorry for me and buy me one.
[goes inside, puts hand through hole in display case window and
holds a copy of Bonestorm]
[his arm gets crushed by an employee opening the case]
Woman: Gavin, don't you already have this game?
Gavin: No, Mom, you idiot! I have Bloodstorm, and Bone Squad, and
Bloodstorm II, stupid.
Woman: Oh, I'm sorry, honey. We'll take a Bonestorm.
Gavin: Get two. I'm not sharing with Kaitlin!
[employee does so]
Bart: [dreamy] That must be the happiest kid in the world.
-- Bart's keen eye for detail, "Marge Be Not Proud"
will feel sorry for me and buy me one.
[goes inside, puts hand through hole in display case window and
holds a copy of Bonestorm]
[his arm gets crushed by an employee opening the case]
Woman: Gavin, don't you already have this game?
Gavin: No, Mom, you idiot! I have Bloodstorm, and Bone Squad, and
Bloodstorm II, stupid.
Woman: Oh, I'm sorry, honey. We'll take a Bonestorm.
Gavin: Get two. I'm not sharing with Kaitlin!
[employee does so]
Bart: [dreamy] That must be the happiest kid in the world.
-- Bart's keen eye for detail, "Marge Be Not Proud"
Related:
- Bart: Buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell!
Marge: Bart!
Homer:
Young man, in this house, we use a little word called... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: I'm outside. I got away with it. I'm free!
[a hand falls on his shoulder]
Brodka:
Son, would you open your coat, please? Bart: Uh.... - Bart: [dumps money on counter] I want to buy a copy of Bonestorm.
Here's 99 cents. Comic guy: [sighs] Allow me to summarize... - Marge: Since I got my present early, I think you should get yours early
too!
Lisa: Bart got a present early? Then I should get... - Lisa: Hey, I thought Krusty was Jewish.
Bart: Christmas is a time when people of _all_ religions come together
to worship Jesus Christ.
[on TV, a commercial for a really violent video game... - Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure
before.
Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out... - Bart: So...you're one of those "Don't call me a chick" chicks,
huh? Lisa: Ehh, sorry about my unenlightened brother... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,...
