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• Lenny: Uh oh...he's done for! Carl: Ehh, don't worry.
  The safety glass will protect us. [Gas leaks through the glass] Lenny...
• Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan] [Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough] Carl
  [gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell....
• Homer: Coming through! Can't throw me out, my father's a member.
  I'm in, I'm in. Lenny: OK, OK, Homer, you're in....
• Carl: I hate these "Worker of the Week Award" ceremonies.
  Lenny: Who even cares any more? Everyone at work sure has already got one....
• Homer: [struggling to complete a pushup] Two! Lenny
  Actually Homer, that's just one. See, each pushup includes both an up part and a down part....
• Burns: {Hello Lenny...Carl...Guillermo. Hello, um, uh, er.
  ..} {[Homer waves his nametag back and forth]} {Ooh, uh....
• Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all week.
  Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! [everyone claps as Homer bows] [Homer lights a cigar with a $...
• Smithers: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your new co-worker, Mindy Simmons.
  I think she has a degree in Engineering or something....
• Homer: So anyway, Lenny and Carl are never around on Wednesdays and they don't tell me where they go.
  It's like a conspiracy. Bart: A conspiracy, eh? You think they might be involved in the Kennedy assassination in some way?...