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  I'm in, I'm in. Lenny: OK, OK, Homer, you're in....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Smithers: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your new co-worker, Mindy Simmons.
  I think she has a degree in Engineering or something....
• Homer: Well, time to go to work. Homer's brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour.
  Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan....
• Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all week.
  Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! [everyone claps as Homer bows] [Homer lights a cigar with a $...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Marge: Now wait a minute, I'm not sure about this. Every time we've ever gone on vacation I end up being horribly embarrassed.
  We end up in a big fight and we come home more miserable than when we left....
• Carl: Hey Homer, you wanna get a beer on the way home?
  Homer: [sneering] I can't. I gotta take my wife to the ballet....
• Marge: I saved this newspaper from the day Lisa was born.
  Lisa: "Mondale to Hart: [confused] Where's the beef?...