Lisa: And...action!
Bart: Hello, I'm Bart Simpson. In the past, I've bought you such
classic films as "Homer in the Shower" and "Homer on the Toilet".
And now, I give you "The Eternal Struggle". [opens a door]
Homer: [struggling with his pants] "Relaxed fit", my Aunt Fanny! Stupid
Dockers. [grunts] Oh! The belt is buckled. Heh heh...
[struggles some more]
-- Bart's film festival entry, "A Star is Burns"
Bart: Hello, I'm Bart Simpson. In the past, I've bought you such
classic films as "Homer in the Shower" and "Homer on the Toilet".
And now, I give you "The Eternal Struggle". [opens a door]
Homer: [struggling with his pants] "Relaxed fit", my Aunt Fanny! Stupid
Dockers. [grunts] Oh! The belt is buckled. Heh heh...
[struggles some more]
-- Bart's film festival entry, "A Star is Burns"
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Homer: Heh heh heh.
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Bart: I bought this cool pencil holder.
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call it.
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: [yawns] Oh, it's great to be indoors with my family.
Lisa: I'm really glad you're back, Dad. I knew you... - Homer: Look, I know I'm not witty like that critic guy,
but does he know _all_ the words to the Oscar... - Homer: Oh, 125 bucks...
[Flanders appears in a `thought' balloon over Homer's head]
Flanders:
Sometimes, you got to spoil yourself... spoil yourself...
