Jericho: You're late, Herman.
Herman: Surely you don't mind waiting for merchandise of this quality,
Mr. Jericho?
Jericho: [checking the contents of the briefcase] Looks like good stuff,
but of course, I'll have to sample it first.
[trying on a pair of pants] These are fabulous!
Herman: Yeah. Who would suspect that they're counterfeit jeans?
Jericho: And what better place to make the buy than a cop's garage where
no one would suspect a thing?
[they all laugh evilly]
-- The notorious jean-smuggling ring,
"The Springfield Connection"
Herman: Surely you don't mind waiting for merchandise of this quality,
Mr. Jericho?
Jericho: [checking the contents of the briefcase] Looks like good stuff,
but of course, I'll have to sample it first.
[trying on a pair of pants] These are fabulous!
Herman: Yeah. Who would suspect that they're counterfeit jeans?
Jericho: And what better place to make the buy than a cop's garage where
no one would suspect a thing?
[they all laugh evilly]
-- The notorious jean-smuggling ring,
"The Springfield Connection"
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"Think about the real victims: Calvin Kline, Gloria... - Herman: [ominous] Advance on him, men.
Marge: [appearing at the garage door] I don't think that's a very good
idea.
Crony: Oh no, it's Gloria Vanderbilt out for revenge... - Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police
academy,
I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like... - Abe: That's _my_ ambulance. I called for it four hours ago.
Homer: Marge, how did you know -- Marge: That the... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - You look like a man with the minimum daily requirement of
intelligence.
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