Homer: [out of breath] Here's your package, Mr. Burns.
Burns: [sputters] My name is the return address, you senseless
dunderpate. Smithers, who is this nincompoop?
Homer: [thinking] Oh, I've worked here for ten years and my boss doesn't
even know my name! Well, that's gonna change right now! [out
loud] My name is Homer J. Simp -- ow!
[Burns pushes a red button; a 1000g weight falls on Homer]
-- son.
Burns: [muttering] Hmm, sounded large when I ordered it. [sighs] I
can't make hide nor hair of these metric booby traps.
-- Talk to the Stonecutters, then,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One"
Burns: [sputters] My name is the return address, you senseless
dunderpate. Smithers, who is this nincompoop?
Homer: [thinking] Oh, I've worked here for ten years and my boss doesn't
even know my name! Well, that's gonna change right now! [out
loud] My name is Homer J. Simp -- ow!
[Burns pushes a red button; a 1000g weight falls on Homer]
-- son.
Burns: [muttering] Hmm, sounded large when I ordered it. [sighs] I
can't make hide nor hair of these metric booby traps.
-- Talk to the Stonecutters, then,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One"
Related:
- Burns: I can't understand a word you're saying.
Homer:
My name is Homer Simpson! Burns: You're just babbling... - Burns: [turning on the light] Who the devil are you?
[Homer has painted "I am Homer Simpson" on the wall]... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Lisa: Stop! Don't shoot my Dad. He's innocent. He wouldn't hurt a
fly!
[they open the door] Burns: [being strangled and shaken]... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead... - Kent: On the line with us now is plant owner C. Montgomery Burns.
Mr. Burns? Burns: Oh, hello, Kent. [as loud... - Burns: Homer Simpson?
Homer: So, you finally learned my name,
eh? Burns: [shaking head] Homer Simpson. Homer: [freaked... - Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt
on that eye.
Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another... - Burns: Sir, we've never met before, but my name is Mr.
Burns and I want your daughter to help make me rich...
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Homer: [voice-over] I was in heaven.
If horseracing is the sport of kings, then... - downcast] What a terrible waste. [perks up] Hi! I'm Troy McClure.
You might remember me from such driver's ed films as... - Bart: Can I, Mom? Can I take the job?
Marge: Well -
Homer: Why not? I remember my first after school job... - Marge: Bart's grades are up a little this term.
But Lisa's are way down.
Homer: Oh... We always have one good kid and one lousy... - Marge: Can you see them?
Homer: I can see Lisa...but it might be a starfish!
I gotta call them. [runs, dials a phone] Woman...
