Lisa: [weepy] Thank you, Bart. I promise I won't make fun of you later
for this.
Homer: [sniffs] Show 'em what American butts are made of, Son.
[the Prime Minister shines his shoe]
[Bart bends over in front of him, on the other side of the gate]
Andy: That's it, lad: this is for the Commonwealth of Australia.
[winds up; Bart moves out of the way just in time]
Bart: And _this_ is for the United States of America!
[moons them: "Don't tread on me" is written on his butt]
[hums "The Star Spangled Banner" while waving it at them]
-- Patriotic until the last, "Bart vs. Australia"
for this.
Homer: [sniffs] Show 'em what American butts are made of, Son.
[the Prime Minister shines his shoe]
[Bart bends over in front of him, on the other side of the gate]
Andy: That's it, lad: this is for the Commonwealth of Australia.
[winds up; Bart moves out of the way just in time]
Bart: And _this_ is for the United States of America!
[moons them: "Don't tread on me" is written on his butt]
[hums "The Star Spangled Banner" while waving it at them]
-- Patriotic until the last, "Bart vs. Australia"
Related:
- Ward: We _did_ it! We've worked out a compromise that will allow
both nations to save face.
Conover: We've argued them down to...a booting. Everyone... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bruno: Ooh! Ah, that's it. I'm going to report this to me member of
parliament.
[yells out window] Hey, Gus! I got something to ... - Lisa: Hey, I need that! [grabs her saxophone]
[looks at letters in garbage] Office of the Solicitor General?
Office of the Prime Minister? Hopping Mad Collection... - Homer: What kind of a sick country would kick someone with a giant
boot?
Conover: Mr. Simpson, shush! Disparaging the boot... - Bart: [sleepy] Hello?
Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog,
Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr. Bart... - Bart: Go, toothpaste, go! Move your pasty white butt.
Lisa: Come on, shampoo! You can do it! [both... - Bruno, the Australian: This is an outrage! I'm going to take this all the way to the Prime Minister!
[Yells out window] Hey Mr. Prime Minister! Andy! Episode... - Bart: Hey, G.I.Joe: your sign's broken. We're already in Australia.
Marine: Actually, Sir, the embassy is considered American...
