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• Bart: Hey, G.I.Joe: your sign's broken. We're already in Australia.
  Marine: Actually, Sir, the embassy is considered American soil, Sir!...
• This is one American Marine who will always tell the truth, Sir. -- Ollie North
• This one is for all you military types. For those who don't know, Rangers are *extremely* well trained members of the U.
  S. Army. Marines are people who start out as normal soldiers and then are made to believe that bullets don't actually hurt....
• Bart: [plays with Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post, making plane and machine gun noises] Abe
  Hey, watch it with that thing! [a missile launches out the window] My skull is eggshell-thin....
• Homer: Sir! Uh, hello sir! Yes, you look like a man who needs help satisfying his wife.
  So -- [man slugs him in the face] Ow!...
• Homer: Hey, do we get to land on an aircraft carrier?
  Pilot: No, Sir, the closest vessel in the USS Walter Mondale....
• Bart: Look, why don't you just check your neighbor's drains?
  I'll hold. [Tobias rides trike off down long dirt road] Milhouse...
• Homer: Oh, yeah, this is the life! Boy, next summer can you commit some fraud in Orlando, Florida?
  Bart: I'm way ahead of you, Dad. Conover: [walking in] Kno-ock!...
• Another glorious day in the Corps. A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm.
  Every meal a banquet, every paycheque a fortune, every formation a parade....