Krusty: And now, everybody's favorite, the Spin Cycle Fantastique trick!
It's a great piece of buffoonery if you pull it off, but if you
blow it, you'll look like a fool.
[Homer gets on the little bike and wobbles]
Homer: Steady...steady...[crashes through ramp]
[back in class]
Krusty: Now, when the wealthy dowager comes in, the party's over, right?
Wrong!
[throws pie into dowager's face; her head cracks the wall]
Homer: [taking notes] Kill wealthy dowager.
-- The trials of teaching Homer, part deux,
"Homer the Clown"
It's a great piece of buffoonery if you pull it off, but if you
blow it, you'll look like a fool.
[Homer gets on the little bike and wobbles]
Homer: Steady...steady...[crashes through ramp]
[back in class]
Krusty: Now, when the wealthy dowager comes in, the party's over, right?
Wrong!
[throws pie into dowager's face; her head cracks the wall]
Homer: [taking notes] Kill wealthy dowager.
-- The trials of teaching Homer, part deux,
"Homer the Clown"
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- Vittorio: I am so glad I had a chance to meet you before we did this,
Krusty, because I am a great fan. [holds out hand]... - Hello, steady customer! How are you this evening, sir?
Apu welcomes Homer, "Krusty Gets... - Emcee: And now, to help introduce our fantastic new burger -
the one with ketchup -- here he is, coming... - Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest
insult of all -
[cocks gun] Krusty: [bursting in] Hey guys, I came... - Doctor: Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. Now,
when I remove the bandages, don't be alarmed... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: But wait. You can't kill me for being Krusty.
I'm not him. I'm Homer Simpson. Fat Tony: The same... - Krusty: Hey, hey! Hoo-huh-huh-ha-ha!
Homer: [gags]
Krusty:
What's the matter. Oh, yeah, my grotesque appearance... - Homer: Bart, you know that guy on your lunchbox?
Bart:
Oh, you mean Krusty the Clown? Homer: He's sort of...
