Database: Perhaps some night you could show us your comet.
Bart: [pointing] There it is right there.
Database: I make it a point never to turn my head unless I expect to
see something, Bart. Now truly, we can't see your comet in
broad daylight and without a telescope.
Bart: But you don't _need_ a stupid telescope. It's right
_there_.
[the kids look and gasp as they see it]
Email: Oh no, no, no, this isn't right at all!
Database: It must be coming toward us at a fantastic speed.
Bart: Huh?
Lisa: Don't you realize what's happening, Bart? Your comet is
going to collide with the Earth and every living thing in
its path will be killed!
Bart: I knew you'd try to find something wrong with my comet,
Lisa. You've always been petty and small, _right_ from the
beginning.
Report Card: We must alert the proper authorities.
Email: To the observatory!
-- The comet's threat is discovered, "Bart's Comet"
Bart: [pointing] There it is right there.
Database: I make it a point never to turn my head unless I expect to
see something, Bart. Now truly, we can't see your comet in
broad daylight and without a telescope.
Bart: But you don't _need_ a stupid telescope. It's right
_there_.
[the kids look and gasp as they see it]
Email: Oh no, no, no, this isn't right at all!
Database: It must be coming toward us at a fantastic speed.
Bart: Huh?
Lisa: Don't you realize what's happening, Bart? Your comet is
going to collide with the Earth and every living thing in
its path will be killed!
Bart: I knew you'd try to find something wrong with my comet,
Lisa. You've always been petty and small, _right_ from the
beginning.
Report Card: We must alert the proper authorities.
Email: To the observatory!
-- The comet's threat is discovered, "Bart's Comet"
Related:
- Ham: Won't you join us, Bart?
Bart: [looks around] Uh.
I guess so. Database: As the first student at Springfield... - Skinner: It's coming pretty close to the ground, maybe I can catch it.
Don't touch the telescope, Bart. A slight change in... - Moe: Hey, uh, I got an idea: we can play a game to pass the time.
Er, I'll make the sound of a barnyard animal, and,... - Homer: {And then I sped away without anyone seeing my license plate.}
Lisa:
{Sounds like you had a good day today, Dad.} Homer... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Skinner: Oh, it won't come down for months. Curse the man who invented
helium!
Curse Pierre-Jules-Cesar Janssen. Now to find out... - Bart: Cool. [picks up what's left of the comet]
Lisa:
We're saved! Everyone: Yay! Selma: Sure makes you... - Skinner: Ah, there's nothing more exciting than science.
You get all the fun of sitting still, being... - Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny,
but it's not so funny when that violence is...
From the same category:
- Patty: Hmm...am I wrong, or did it just get fatter in here?
Homer: Request permission to slink by. Patty: Permission... - Bart: Way to guard the parking lot, Top Gun.
Guard:
I have three medals for this. -- Heroism at its finest... - on the ice, Jimbo trips Bart]
Marge: He tripped my boy!
I demand vengeance. I want vengeance! Announcer: Jimbo... - I called my good friend Sting. He said, "Krusty, when do you need me?"
I said,
"Thursday." He said, "I'm busy Thursday." I said,... - Maggie: [holds up an `Aztec' flashcard]
Lisa: No,
Maggie. Not Aztec, Olmec. [slowly] Ol-mec. Maggie...
