Skinner: [ominous] Destroy that balloon.
Willy: Aye. [cocks a shotgun, shoots into the sky]
[two fighter planes fly overhead]
Pilot 1: Tango 14, we're being fired at. I'm getting an exact ID on the
bogey now.
[screen shows a silhouette of Willy and "Identify"]
[screen flashes "Iraqi fighter jet"]
Pilot 1: Iraqis again. Launching sidewinder missile.
[missile destroys the other plane]
Missed him. Launching second sidewinder missile.
[missile destroys his own plane]
Pilot 1: [parachuting] This is what happens when you cut money out of
the military and put it into health care!
Pilot 2: [parachuting] It's a good program! Just give it a chance,
that's all I ask.
[their parachutes fail; they crash to the ground]
-- Pros and cons of deficit reduction schemes,
"Bart's Comet"
Willy: Aye. [cocks a shotgun, shoots into the sky]
[two fighter planes fly overhead]
Pilot 1: Tango 14, we're being fired at. I'm getting an exact ID on the
bogey now.
[screen shows a silhouette of Willy and "Identify"]
[screen flashes "Iraqi fighter jet"]
Pilot 1: Iraqis again. Launching sidewinder missile.
[missile destroys the other plane]
Missed him. Launching second sidewinder missile.
[missile destroys his own plane]
Pilot 1: [parachuting] This is what happens when you cut money out of
the military and put it into health care!
Pilot 2: [parachuting] It's a good program! Just give it a chance,
that's all I ask.
[their parachutes fail; they crash to the ground]
-- Pros and cons of deficit reduction schemes,
"Bart's Comet"
Related:
- Lisa: Bart. Bart! What are you doing? We've got to get out of here.
Bart: Target sighted. Launching air-to-nerd missile... - Hey Ivan, check your six.
-- Sidewinder missile jacket patch,
showing a Sidewinder driving up the tail of a Russian... - A bunch of Polish scientists decided to flee their repressive government by
hijacking an airliner and forcing the pilot to fly them to the West.
They drove to the airport, forced their way on board... - Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam... - Skinner: It's coming pretty close to the ground, maybe I can catch it.
Don't touch the telescope, Bart. A slight change in... - Man: We need a pilot, pronto! Who wants to fly to the Windy City?
[pilots all go, "Oh, I'll go!", "Me", "I'm your man"... - Willy: {Spill it! Where's your brother?}
Skinner: {You'd better answer him,
Lisa. He's a bad man. [Lisa giggles] ... - Skinner: Willy, some time over the holiday weekend the beloved grade
four gerbil,
uh, Superdude, lost his life. I need you to air ... - Look - up in the sky!
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
No, it's a SCUD missile... -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC...
