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• Skinner: And now, to top off our most propane-explosion-free science week ever, our grand finale
  he launching of a weather balloon! Childre...
• Skinner: I'm going to enjoy devouring you, Bart Simpson.
  Yes...I believe I'll start, as you've so often suggested, by eating your shorts....
• Chalmers: [voice rising] Skinner...! Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers!
  You didn't have to come all the way down here....
• Skinner: It's coming pretty close to the ground, maybe I can catch it.
  Don't touch the telescope, Bart. A slight change in elevation can destroy a whole morning's work....
• Bart: I don't believe it! Principal Skinner. Well, well, well, I never thought I'd win _this_ easy.
  Skinner: Hmph. This has nothing to do with you, Simpson....
• Edna: Go away, Bart, this is not a good time. Ba
  I saw you two fighting...I'm worried there could be a strike and the school would shut down....
• Skinner: My stars! Give me the phone. [dials 325-6753] Woma
  [at observatory] Check out 6-19-14-59. [man at telescope does so] [the Skinner weather balloon comes into focus] Skinne...
• Homer: [folding a balloon incompetently] And then, take that.
  ..and... put that in there, and you...ah!...
• Edna: Seymour, you're being _totally_ unfair and the teachers won't stand for it.
  Skinner: You don't have the guts to strike. Edna...