Homer: Coming through! Can't throw me out, my father's a member. I'm
in, I'm in.
Lenny: OK, OK, Homer, you're in. Just don't point that..._thing_ at me.
Homer: [pushes Grampa over] Aw, thanks, Lenny. When am I going to be
initiated?
Carl: As soon as Number One gets here.
Homer: [scoffing] Number One? Heh heh, what kind of stupid weiner name
is that? [dumb voice] Hello, my name is Number One. Hee hee...
[tiring of it] and so forth.
-- Mockery has its day, "Homer the Great"
in, I'm in.
Lenny: OK, OK, Homer, you're in. Just don't point that..._thing_ at me.
Homer: [pushes Grampa over] Aw, thanks, Lenny. When am I going to be
initiated?
Carl: As soon as Number One gets here.
Homer: [scoffing] Number One? Heh heh, what kind of stupid weiner name
is that? [dumb voice] Hello, my name is Number One. Hee hee...
[tiring of it] and so forth.
-- Mockery has its day, "Homer the Great"
Related:
- Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
[hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's... - Number One: Tonight we are here to commemorate our glorious society's
1500th anniversary,
and in honor of this momentous occasion... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lenny: We call each other by number, not by name. Carl is Number
Fourteen,
I'm Number Twelve. Burnsie's Number 29. Homer: [incredulous]... - Carl: You new?
Grimes: Yes. My name is Frank Grimes.
Lenny: I'm Lenny. This is Carl and Homer. I'm... - Carl: I hate these "Worker of the Week Award" ceremonies.
Lenny: Who even cares any more? Everyone at work sure... - Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan]
[Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough]
Carl:
[gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't... - Homer: [gasps] Duck! I can't let the boys see me with you!
Ned: What? Homer: [grunts, pushes Ned down] Hi! Lenny... - Marge: Now wait a minute, I'm not sure about this. Every time we've
ever gone on vacation I end up being horribly embarrassed.
We end up in a big fight and we come home more...
From the same category:
- Homer: Come here, boy, I want to show you something.
Bart: What's that, a homemade bat? Homer: It's something... - Man: Awwwwwwooo Ooooooogh!
kids: [all screaming] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ned: Hi kids! Did I scaredly-dare you? Bart: Nice... - Marge: Homer, you don't do things like that to be rewarded.
You do them because a fellow human being needs... - Marge: We'll meet you boys back here for dinner. Good luck,
honey. [kisses Bart] Lisa: Bart, I'm sorry... - Lisa: Hey, Dad. Whatcha doin'?
Homer: Daddy has very important work to do.
He's looking through the want ads to find...
