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• When Grandpa is told his flag only has 49 stars, he snaps, "It will be a cold day in hell before I recognize Missour-ah!
  When Missouri first wanted to enter the Union as a slave state, abolitionists at the time flatly refused to recognize Missouri as a state....
• Marge: [ruefully] We've left it all behind. How can you make a clean break with your life?
  Homer: Relax, Marge, I tied up all the loose ends before we left....
• Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night, I can see paradise by the dashboard light.
  -- Meatloaf...
• It was so cold, I almost got married.
• But then again, I like cold toilet seats.
• Dear Mr. President: There are too many states. Please eliminate three.
  I am not a crackpot. -- Abraham "Grandpa" Simpso...
• Bart: Homer, my hat goes off to you. Homer: It's _cool_ in here, boy.
  For the rest of the summer, we can live inside the refrigerator....
• For this relief much thanks: 't is bitter cold, And I am sick at heart.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act i, Sc. 1...
• he doorbell rings] Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma, hide!
  [Marge closes the curtains] [someone pounds on the door, then manages to open it] Abe...