Ashley: You grabbed me in the car!
Homer: Oh, that. No, I was just grabbing a gummi Venus de Milo that
got stuck to your pants.
Woman: Yeah, right. That's the oldest excuse in the book.
[crowd boos, hisses]
Homer: C'mon! I'm a decent guy.
[window blows up his bathrobe, uncovering his shame]
[crows boos, hisses]
-- "Decent" not being the opposite of "indecent",
"Homer Bad Man"
Homer: Oh, that. No, I was just grabbing a gummi Venus de Milo that
got stuck to your pants.
Woman: Yeah, right. That's the oldest excuse in the book.
[crowd boos, hisses]
Homer: C'mon! I'm a decent guy.
[window blows up his bathrobe, uncovering his shame]
[crows boos, hisses]
-- "Decent" not being the opposite of "indecent",
"Homer Bad Man"
Related:
- Homer: So, a graduate student, huh? How come you guys can go to the
moon but you can't make my shoes smell good?
Ashley: I'm sorry? Homer: Aw, nobody's blaming you... - Homer: Ehh, someone had to take the babysitter home.
Then I noticed she was sitting on the gummi... - Homer: Ooh, gummi bears! Gummi calves' heads...gummi jaw breakers!
[sees a gummi figure on a red pillow in a glass case... - Lisa: See?
Ashley: Hmm. Homer, I thought you were an animal,
but your daughter said you were a decent man... - Homer: Oh no! The candy conventioneers tracked us down.
[looks out window] Ashley: [outside] There he is! ... - Homer: Must have rare gummi...[to Marge] Distract the salesman.
Marge: No! I won't make a spectacle out of myself... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Coyote: I speak of a deeper wisdom. The problem, Homer,
is that the mind is always chattering away... - Homer answers the door]
Man: [on pennyfarthing bicycle] So,
er, you don't like the old-time bikes, huh...
From the same category:
- Marge: I bet we could buy a nice doghouse for $50.
Homer:
[sigh] Marge, you're a tool of doghouse makers. Marge... - Give me three fingers of milk, Ma.
-- Bart,
"Bart the... - Bart: Hey, Dad, do you hear voices?
Homer: [angrily] Yes,
I'm hearing one right now while I'm trying to ... - Marge: The national grammar rodeo? I wish I were going.
Oh, wait, wait; I wish I _was_ going. Is that... - Homer: Now Marge, "Dear Abby" says seeing films about air travel can
calm your fears.
Ooh! Here are some upbeat titles: "Hero", ...
