Homer: Ooh, you like sweets, kids? I know a place that's sweeter than
sweetness itself. In this sweet place, earthly donuts are sour
as poison -- you'd spit them out, you would! [pounds fist]
I'm talking about...[pulls out tickets] the Candy Industry Trade
Show! Hee hee.
Lisa: How did _you_ get tickets?
Homer: They hid them in every millionth Krusty Klump Bar and Krusty
Klump Bar with Almonds.
[flash to Homer opening all the wrappers at the Kwik-E-Mart]
Apu: Hey. Hey! Hey! I have asked you nicely not to mangle my
merchandise. You leave me no choice but to...ask you nicely
again.
-- The perils of convenience store ownership,
"Homer Bad Man"
sweetness itself. In this sweet place, earthly donuts are sour
as poison -- you'd spit them out, you would! [pounds fist]
I'm talking about...[pulls out tickets] the Candy Industry Trade
Show! Hee hee.
Lisa: How did _you_ get tickets?
Homer: They hid them in every millionth Krusty Klump Bar and Krusty
Klump Bar with Almonds.
[flash to Homer opening all the wrappers at the Kwik-E-Mart]
Apu: Hey. Hey! Hey! I have asked you nicely not to mangle my
merchandise. You leave me no choice but to...ask you nicely
again.
-- The perils of convenience store ownership,
"Homer Bad Man"
Related:
- Homer: Everything _really_ wrapped up nicely. [checks his watch] Ooh,
much quicker than usual. Marge: I guess we've learned... - Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
[hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's... - Woods: 75, 85, 90, and a dollar. Thank you, and come again.
Hey, wait a minute! Hey! Uh...could I just... - Vittorio: I am so glad I had a chance to meet you before we did this,
Krusty, because I am a great fan. [holds out hand]... - Apu: He is the benevolent and enlightened president and C.E.O.
of Kwik-E-Mart -- and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart... - Bart: Hey, how come Lisa gets a pony?
Homer: Because she stopped loving me.
Bart: I don't love you either, so give me a moped... - Apu: You see, whether igloo hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome,
There's no structure I have been to, which I'd rather... - Apu (Kwik-E-Mart clerk): "Haven't I seen you on TV somewhere before?"
Homer:
"Nah, you have me confused with Fred Flintstone." ... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it...
