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• Over my head his arm he flung Against the world.
  -- Robert Browning (1812-1890) -- Count Gismond, xix...
• While the engineer developed his thesis, the director leaned over to his assistant and whispered, "Did you ever hear of why the sea is salt?
  "Why the sea is salt?" whispered back the assistant....
• Edna: Well, children, our new ultra-hard PostCherfect chairs have arrived.
  They've been designed by eminent posturologists to eliminate slouching by the year 3000....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back.
  NOW who's asking the questions? -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• On his way back from work, a driver came upon a horrible wreck in which one car looked exactly like his neighbor's.
  Stopping hurriedly on the side of the road, he ran toward the smoldering debris....
• Lansdale seized on the idea of using Nixon to build support for the [Vietnamese] elections .
  .. really honest elections, this time. "Oh, sure, honest, yes, that's right," Nixon said, "so long as you win!...
• His back against a rock he bore. And firmly placed his foot before
  Come one, come all! This rock shall fly From its firm base as soon as I." -- Sco...
• The rotter who simpers that he sees no difference between a five-dollar bill and a whip deserves to learn the difference on his own back -- as, I think, he will.
  -- Francisco d'Anconia, in Ayn Rand's _Atlas Shrugged_...