Tommy has just caught a mouse FORTUNES compiled

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• Stefan
  was here...
• his disciples lead him in;
  he just does the rest. --...
• Mouse has out-of
  cheese...
• Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed.
  Please click the left mouse button to continue...
• My poor mouse only has
  one ball...
• Once an opportunity has passed, it cannot be caught.
  -Anon...
• I came to a movie theater. The marquee just read: "Dyslexia:
  Movie The." -- Tommy...
• Cured ham? No, thanks, pal. Cured of what? What if it has a relapse on my plate?
  Tommy...
• Bob Morgan has been caught stealing taglines
  again...