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• Principal Skinner: "Do you kids want t be like the real UN, or do you want to squabble and waste time?
  Episode: Don't remember, do you?...
• Homer [talking about God]: He's my favorite fictional character.
  .. Episode: don't remember, do you?...
• Homer: alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
  Episode: don't remember, do you?...
• Homer: Cloning is a troubling issue. I like the ones with blood. Episode: don't remember, do you?
• Clinton wants us to sacrifice - We should start with the politicians.
  Which do you recommend - burning at the stake, an altar & knife job, or the tried-and-true 'Feed the Volcano' method?...
• Marge: Bart, you said you were going to study. Ba
  [clearly in pain] Oh! My stomach. Marge: Mmm, you just don't want to take that test....
• Homer: You don't quit your job because you don't like it, you just go in and do it really half-assed.
  Episode: Don't remember, do you?...
• What do you feed a Trojan horse? A latex lollipop!
• Saleswoman says: "...this is the first toy made for children, by children, with all profits going to children.
  Lisa says: "Really" Saleswoman says: "Well we're all somebody's children" Episode...