Wolly: I can't believe I fell for counterfit Superbowl tickets. The guys will be crestfallen when they find out.
Homer: Yes, if by 'crestfallen' you mean they're going to kill us.
Episode: Sunday, Cruddy Sunday
Homer: Yes, if by 'crestfallen' you mean they're going to kill us.
Episode: Sunday, Cruddy Sunday
Related:
- Postmaster General: The days of the gun-toting, disgruntled postal worker went out with the Macarena.
Principal Skinner: I'm just glad I work in an elementary school. Episode: Sunday, Cruddy Sunday... - Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday?
I mean, isn't God everywhere? -- Homer Simpson Homer the Heretic... - Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids.
So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?... - I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church
every Sunday unless there's a game on.
-- Steve Marti... - Lisa: Can I watch football with you again next Sunday?
Homer: Sure! You'll find it gets rid of the unpleasant aftertaste of church.... - Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking up] All right, what makes you say that?... - The Token fell out of the ring. Call us when you find it.
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Homer: It's just a little dirty. It's still good, it's still good!
[Passes traffic, jumps a bridge and lands in the water....
