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• He's spending a year dead for tax purposes. -- Hotblack Desiato's bodyguard
• Male Power: paying *her* to be her bodyguard (aka dating)
• Poor man... he was like an employee to me.
  -- The police commissioner on Sledge Hammer laments the death of his bodyguard...
• In wartime, truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard of lies.
  Winston Churchill...
• When time permits, your personal life will be exciting.
• A peripheral is what your spouse becomes after you bring a personal computer into your home.
• Moe: Don't worry about nothing, Homer. I have a feeling that Mr.
  Burns is going to have a little accident that might keep him from bowling with us tonight, heh heh heh....
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