T.V. Commercial advertising the World Cup: "Come see the battle to determine what the greatest nation on this planet is: Portugal or Mexico."
Episode: Homer buys a gun
Episode: Homer buys a gun
Related:
- Flanders buys, "Alcohol-free Alcohol"
Episode:
the leprosy episode, see... - Lionel Huntz tells Homer: "This is the greatest case of False Advertising I've seen since I sued the movie The Never Ending Story
Episode:
Homer at the All-you-can-eat... - Kent: Even as I speak, the scourge of advertising could be heading
toward _your_ town!
Lock your doors, bar your windows, because the... - My prices are so low, you'll think I suffered brain damage!
Truth in advertising, in Homer's TV commercial... - Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those... - World's greatest lie: My,
what an adorable baby... - Homer: [narrating a TV commercial]
Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snowblowers?
And the inevitable heart attacks that come with shoveling... - Lisa: {I _still_ don't believe all the founding fathers were
Stonecutters.}
Homer:
{That's because you trust your stupid schoolbooks.... - Marge: Homer, has the weight loss tape reduced your appetite?
Homer: Ah, lamentably no. My gastronomic rapacity knows...
From the same category:
- Homer: Kids, let me tell you about another so-called [makes quotation marks with fingers] ``wicked'' guy.
He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always... - Grandpa: "I'm an old man, no one listens to me."
Lisa:
"I'm a young girl, no one listens to me." Homer: "I'm... - Lisa on Slave Labor: "You get what you pay for."
Episode:
The Bible... - Bart writing on the blackboard: I will not make art from dung
Don't remember,
do you... - Homer: The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man.
Let's see. [enumerates them on his fingers] Don't tattle...
