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  Worker: Heh. Yeah, Homer Simpson went on a diet....
• I was making donuts and now I'm on a bus! -- Zippy the Pinhead
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• Ya know, I defy anyone to tell the difference between these donuts and ones baked today!
  -- Homer enjoys some donuts, "Homer's Odyssey...
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• Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up two percent, and it's all because of _my_ motivational techniques.
  Like, donuts. And a possibility of more donuts to come....