Quimby: [to his bodyguards] Human roaches, feeding off each others' garbage!
The only thing you can't buy here is dignity. [taps the microphone] Welcome swappers!...
Diamond Joe Quimby: Chief Wiggum, Archbishop McGee, distinguished guests, I am pleased to dedicate this emergency warning system.
In the off-chance of a nuclear disaster, this sign will tell you, the good citizens of Springfield, what to do!...
No Applause, Please.
I WILL procrastinate, if I can just get started!
Marge: Bart, you said you were going to study. Ba
[clearly in pain] Oh! My stomach. Marge: Mmm, you just don't want to take that test....
It happened that a fire broke out backstage in a theater.
The clown came out to inform the public. They thought it was just a jest and applauded....

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