Quimby: [to His Bodyguards] Human Roaches, Feeding Off Each Others' Garbage!

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Quimby: [to his bodyguards] Human roaches, feeding off each others'
garbage! The only thing you can't buy here is dignity. [taps
the microphone] Welcome swappers! To the Springfield swap meet!
Ich bin ein Springfield swap meet patron!
[to his bodyguards] I need a drink and a shower.
-- He loves his job, "Homer's Barbershop Quartet"