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I WON'T NOT USE NO DOUBLE NEGATIVES
I WON'T NOT USE NO DOUBLE NEGATIVES
I WON'T NOT USE NO DOUBLE NEGATIVES
I WON'T NOT USE NO DOUBLE NEGATIVES

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode BABF02

Say NO! to Negatives!
Double!
I fought the (fjords!) and the (fjords!) won.
I fought the lawn and the lawn won.
I was nimble and I won Iron Ox.
How I Won The Marathon: Randy Hoelway
This is largely as I predicted, except the Silly Party won.
Fear is the darkroom where negatives develop.

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