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• You mean, I'm on my own? I've never been on my own.
  Oh no! On own! On own! I need help. Oh, God help me!...
• If anyone accepts my help who doesn't need it, that's his problem
  if I refuse my help to anyone who needs it, that's my problem. -- Anon....
• Help . . . I need someBODY!!!
• The help people need most urgently is help in admitting that they need help.
• Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.
• Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches!
• Passwords? -- We don' need no steenkin passwords!
• Weendoze? we don need no steenkin Weendoze!