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  Bart: Sir! Yes, Sir! Luckily, I am now trained in six additional forms of unarmed combat, sir!...
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  Ralph: I won, I won! [walks on stage] Skinner: No no, Ralph, this means you're failing English....
• Sally: C'mon, Ted, all I'm asking you to do is share your feelings with me.
  Ted: ALL? Do you realize what you're asking? Men aren't trained to share....