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• System going down in five minutes... Sorry, just kidding around.
• o The Caissons Go Rolling Along) Scratch the disks, dump the core, Shut it down, pull the plug Roll the tapes across the floor, Give the core an extra tug And the system is going to crash.
  And the system is going to crash. Teletypes smashed to bits....
• Scratch the disks, dump the core, Shut it down, pull the plug Roll the tapes across the floor, Give the core an extra tug And the system is going to crash.
  And the system is going to crash. Teletypes smashed to bits....
• Homer: Don't worry about a thing, honey. I'm going to help you through this.
  [he and Marge sit down; some noises occur] Those are all normal noises....
• Chalmers: [voice rising] Skinner...! Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers!
  You didn't have to come all the way down here....
• I am just going to leap into the dark. Let down the curtai
  he farce is done. -- Francis Rabelais (1495-1553) -- Motteux's Life...
• Many a man who thinks he's going on a maiden voyage with a woman finds out later that it was just a shake-down cruise.