- The difference between a good student and a bad student is that a bad student forgets the material five minutes before the test, while a good student five minutes afterwards.
- Real programmers don't write workarounds. They tell their users to upgrade
- If his programming is anything like his philosophising, he would find 10
imaginary bugs in the "Hello World" program.
- Jewish Atheists are the only true Atheists. They beat the hell out of Goy Atheists. Shlomi Fish
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