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• If his programming is anything like his philosophizing, he would find ten imaginary bugs in the "Hello World" program.
  Shlomi Fish...
• A more experienced programmer does not make less bugs.
  He just realizes what went wrong more quickly. Shlomi Fish...
• Knuth is not God! Typing "God" into Google and pressing "I'm Feeling Lucky" would not lead you to his homepage.
  Shlomi Fish in Hackers-IL message No. 2084 ("The Great WWW-Wisdom Shootout")...
• Curse these personal computers!" cried the novice in anger, "To make them do anything I must use three or even four editing programs.
  This is truly intolerable!" The master programmer stared at the novice....
• In the east there is a shark which is larger than all other fish.
  It changes into a bird whose winds are like clouds filling the sky....
• Oh! I wish you could see the look on his face! Actually, I would have also liked to see the look on his face, but just then I woke up from the dream.
  "The Enemy and how I Helped to Fight It" Shlomi Fish...
• Except for that, I planned a political simulator that forecast the two World Wars after I entered all the relevant data until the year 1000 AD.
  "Do you have a computer at home?" "Oh no. At present the program is written on a paper....
• Commenting in Slashdot after Arnold Schwarzenegger's decision to use open-source software in the California governme
  > This is obviously because Bill Gates and Steve Jobs are girly-men....
• TeX /tekh/ n. An extremely powerful macro-based text formatter written by Donald E.
  Knuth, very popular in the computer-science community (it is good enough to have displaced Unix troff, the other favored formatter, even at many Unix installations)....