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• A pencil sharpener for my ears! Thanx, Jim -- Spock at Xma
• When a pencil point breaks, the nearest sharpener is exactly 1000 feet away.
• )-< +-- -- Moses the Smiley by Shlomi Fish
• The prefix "God Said" has the extraordinary logical property of converting any statement that follows it into a true one.
  Shlomi Fish...
• In Philosophy, as much as in software engineering, you don't get credit for originality.
  What matters is the final product, not who came up with the idea for each feature first....
• If his programming is anything like his philosophizing, he would find ten imaginary bugs in the "Hello World" program.
  Shlomi Fish...
• If his programming is anything like his philosophising, he would find 10 imaginary bugs in the "Hello World" program.
  Shlomi Fish...
• Tcl is LISP on drugs. Using strings instead of S-expressions for closures is Evil with one of those gigantic E's you can find at the beginning of paragraphs.
  Shlomi Fish...
• Shlomi: Hi, Noa! Noa: Don't "Hi, Noa!" me. Shlomi
  Don't "Don't 'Hi, Noa!' me" me! Shlomi Fish and Noa Fish...